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South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe Chef

Pa: It’s almost out! All right, son, now bring me the victim child!

Chef: The victim child?

Pa: Yeah, you know, the child that we sacrifice so we can put Kenny’s soul into its body.

-Chef stares silently-

Ma: Oh Lord, they didn’t bring a victim child.

Chef: Where were we gonna find a child to sacrifice?

Ma: We weren’t gonna ask you where you got it from.

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